Ian Paisley Sr. is a great fella altogether.
Ian loves the Bible. Ian wants to be older than anybody in the bible. He is now 134 years old.
He wants to be the next High King of Ulster. Or First Minister. Unfortunately he has a peculiar form of Tourettes called Tour(of the North)ettes. It has led to him saying no quite a lot.
Despite this crippling condition, he wants to enter the Big Bother House in Dundonald. He is tipped to be this year's winner.
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